Dear A-Hole

Dear A-hole,

Yes, I am talking to you, the jerk who plowed into my BMW and drove away without leaving a note. Who raised you? Because they clearly did not do a good job.

I would like to thank you for ruining my morning. It is not enjoyable when your husband wakes you up with the news your car has been hit. Nor it is enjoyable when The Dent Doctor takes one look at the car and declares, "There is structural damage. We can't help", and than adds we are looking at $1500-$2000 worth of damage.

The only thing that is going to make me angrier is when we are dropped by our insurance company.

So, again, thanks for being such a considerate, ethical person. You should be so proud of what you have become.

Love,

Mrs. Dew